英语打油诗（一）：
Evening red and morning gray，
Send the traveler on his way，
Evening gray and morning red，
Bring the rain upon his head.
英语打油诗（二）：
Good， better， best，
never let it rest，
till good is better，
and better is best.
英语打油诗（三）：
There once was a lady from Hyde，
Who ate a green apple and died，
While her lover lamented，
The apple fermented，
and made cider inside her inside.
There was an old man of Philly，
Who was hooked on the movie Free Willy.
He quit his job at the jail，
for a dolphin and whale，
And so was the life of Wee Willy
英语打油诗（四）：
When ur life is in darkness pray to God ask him to free u from darkness
and if after you pray and you're still in darkness，please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL!
英语打油诗（五）：
God saw me hungry， he created pizza .
He saw me thirsty， he created Pepsi
He saw me in dark， he created light
He saw me without problems， he created YOU.
英语打油诗（六）：
I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air，it was blown away.
I wrote your name on my heart
i got Heart Attack
英语打油诗（七）：
The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn't it rain on you?
英语打油诗（八）：
Roses are red， Violets are blue.
Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too
Not in cage but laughing at you.
英语打油诗（九）：
Ask
Don't read your teenagers diary
Life at home could bee fiery
It's an easier task
More respectful to ask
Just make a discreet enquiry
英语打油诗（十）：
Bertie and Gertie
A couple called Bertie and Gertie
Said life will begin when you're thirty
You lose inhibition
Try any position
Enjoy getting flirty and dirty
英语打油诗（十一）：
Monique
There once was a girl called Monique
She had such a perfect physique
Her bust is so round
But mine can't be found
Beside her I feel quite a freak
英语打油诗（十二）：
Christine
There once was a girl called Christine
She smoked far too much nicotine
She coughed and she spluttered
The Doc came and muttered
She has to go in quarantine
英语打油诗（十三）：
A Limerick for Paul
A middle aged man called Paul
Said 'No' when his angel did call
Please go away
I want to stay
I'm living and having a ball
I know that I'll meet you one day
But for now just please go away
I'm writing a book
If you want you can look
Just go and let me have my say
I'm good you can check with my wife
But sometimews I find I'm in strife
Don't pinch my car
Or you won't get far
And I'll make you pay with your life
I don't want to meet the Grim Reaper
But he seems to think he's my keeper
Now's not my time
I'm busy with rhyme
He'll just have to dig that grave deeper
英语打油诗（十四）：
Why?
Two towers crashed down from the sky
Causing innocent people to die
Terror and war
What is it for?
I never will understand why
英语打油诗（十五）：
Kitchen Capers
There’s capers afoot in the kitchen.
The cat is quite drunk and it’s twitchin’，
It drank two pints of ale，
Then lapped up a cocktail，
Danced a jig then said， “It’s bewitchin’.”